Why are Australian cars so frigging expensive??

Hooray, the timeshare people are finally sending me my check.

And we got the documents back today from the USDA (who raped us for $84.50 just in oder to STAMP three documents they DIDN’T EVEN have to fill out) and they are all stamped and okayed and we should be able to get our pet import permit without a problem!

Zaubi has ordered me some delicious fuzzy lambswool slippers to wear around my mother’s freezing house since I wore right through the other ones.

Our first wedding anniversary is in 6 days.

I am a bit puzzled about Realdoll ™: Given that the male version (there is only one model, and a very ugly one at that) weighs about 90 lbs, how the hell would a woman have sex with it in the missionary position? Bench pressing 90 pounds rapidly would be quite difficult for most women, I think (and at the very least would disturb concentration).

hyperfl0w thinks I’m a pervert for being fascinated with Realdoll. I’m not, honestly. I’m quite Victorian. (That was a lie.) But having a person-sized, person-feeling FAKE PERSON to fuck seems so… unbelieveable… to me that I just had to look at the specifications. And the faces. There is one pink-haired female that is just… abominable…

2 Responses

  1. umm…the male doll isn’t for women, hon…

  2. Oh.

    See, I’m Victorian!

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