How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.
I hate thee to the deepest black abyss
My soul can reach, I wish that I could piss
Upon the creature who called forth thy days.
My hatred for thee sets my heart ablaze;
Ten years of life I’d give to press the kiss
of death upon thy brow; t’would be remiss
Were I to patronize thine foul place.
Incompetance does not cease to amaze!
How can one such as you outlast us all?
I would that you would wither from my gaze;
Collapse; break down; to utter ruin fall;
Burn up; and let the winds of blessed change
Blow you forever from this earth, UHAUL.
(I thought of you as I was writing that, hyperfl0w)
I actually laughed out loud reading this.
Given my current state of affairs, that is quite an accomplishment.