Let’s check up on the New Year’s Resolutions!
To recap, they were
1. Eat Properly (nothing more need be said about this vast and difficult endeavor)
2. No more Walk of Shame
3. Learn to blow-dry hair in convenient and attractive fashion (instead of sleeping on it wet)
4. Stop taking out bad moods on other random people and loved ones
5. Go to all hockey practices and games religiously instead of giving into wimpiness
6. Pay off debt. ALL debt.
7. Fall in love
And the results?
1. HAHAHAH
2. No more Walk of Shame has indeed been done
3. I have not been within 5 feet of a hairdryer this year
4. Oh, dear :-/
5. I also haven’t yet been to a hockey club practice this year…
6. HAHAHAHA
7. I think it’s a little too soon, given the circumstances, don’t you think?
Obviously I am a complete and utter failure! I’ll have to check back next month 
care to explain the Walk Of Shame?
what gives rise to such a walk?
a point-by-point analysis
1. Think of Alice K.! We all, sad to say, seem to be in that boat…
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2. Hey, that one is a bigun! (oh dear, I just used a Peter-ism :-/)
3. Hairdryers are for suckers. No more need be said. They ruin your hair! they are annoying! WHY was this one even on your resolution list?!
4. No comment
5. ditto.
6. This one takes time! Patience, grasshopper! (and I will force you to deal with the fondue-from-scratch
7. As I was saying to you last night…
Basically, what I am saying is that one of your resolutions is silly & inconsequential, so you should just drop it. One of your resolutions HAS already been met. And I think you are well on your way when it comes to laying the groundwork for at least 3 of the remaining ones.
buck up, silly impatient girl. It is only mid-February!